Surely A Sign Of The Apocalypse

Last week I was out shopping. I passed an aisle and noticed it was full of Halloween stuff. Even though it wasn't quite October yet I wasn't surprised. Then I passed the next aisle.

Full of Thanksgiving stuff.

When did stores stop waiting for one holiday to pass before they started pushing crap for the next one?

But that wast't the worse part.

Guess what I saw in the next aisle. Go on, guess.

That's right.

Christmas decorations.

Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

This weekend I'm going to put up our Christmas tree and decorate it with ghosts and turkeys. Maybe zombify a scarecrow and put him in the front yard eating the ugly plastic light-up Santa's brains.

The possibilities are endless.

On the bright side, this means it's technically okay to start baking Christmas cookies.