An Open Letter To Sarah Palin

Dear Sarah,

Please don't move to Missouri.

Thanks a bunch,

Ruth

I might have mentioned this once or twice, but just so you know, I don't like Sarah Palin. She just irritates the bejeezus out of me. So you might be surprised that I don't really give a shit about her being a big quitting baby. I don't care why she quit, what interests me is how she quit. If she was tired of the political games and wanted to leave the limelight that's fine with me, but that crazy rambling speech made her look like an even bigger idiot than I already thought she was. If she had any sense she would have, oh, maybe written a nice little speech, explaining in simple, straight language why she was quiting and what she planned on doing in the future. Not stand there and sound like a brain addled crack addict. She could have taken a stand and rallied the troops. Instead she left everybody wondering what the hell is wrong with her.