Welcome to the 21st Century

I know, I know. Where have I been? I'm lazy, okay. I promise I'll be better. I'm really going to write in here more. I promise. Really. Well, probably.

Anyway, at work they updated our database. Apparently there are these things called zip codes. Now I can narrow down which McDonald's you want by what zip code you're in. There are rumors going around that say we're going to be able to search by intersection next, but that's just crazy talk.

I have a hobby at work. Something to keep my mind occupied while I deal with all these crazy customers. Our computers have clocks at the bottom that show hours : minutes : seconds. I'm fixated on the perfect time: 12:34:56. There are other, lesser, times. 12:12:12, 12:13:14, 6:54:32. And if nothing interesting is coming up time-wise I can also practice my math. 12:32:44, 11:10:01. I see if I can think of some math connection before the time is up. If I can't think of 12+32=44 before 12:32:44 I lose. It keeps my brain working, but I usually have to admit, no matter how hard I try to pay attention my mind usually wanders right before it's time, and it doesn't count until I actually see the time. Stupid customers always distract me.