Stop The Insanity

I had a caller today that complained because he got a wrong number earlier. He wanted a taxi, so somebody gave him the number of Taxi Dogs. Turns out that isn't a taxi company, it's a hotdog stand. He said the person who answered the phone there complained about 411 giving out their number when people ask for a taxi. What did they expect when they named their company Taxi Dogs? I don't remember which city it was in, but if anybody ever calls and asks for a taxi company and I see Taxi Dogs I'm going to give it to them. On purpose. I'm just mean like that.