While I was waiting for Keith to finish working last night I flipped through a Missouri Conservationist magazine. In the back they had a bunch of stuff you could order. Note cards with different birds. CDs with nature sounds. Then there was a bunch of stuff you could get for your kids. I started to just flip past it when a booklet caught my eye. "Show Me Herpes" was what I saw. Then I noticed the picture of a newt or salamander or something & realized it said "Show Me Herps". It wasn't a sex ed booklet after all. Just a book on frogs & toads & things.
Earlier that night we stopped so I could get some pantyhose. Right next to the pantyhose was some dressy socks. Sort of like a cross between tights & knee-high pantyhose. Trouser socks, it said. My brain stopped reading half-way through & went right into the gutter. Why are they selling trouser snakes in the women's unmentionables aisle, I wanted to know.
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