Yes, I Am That Awesome

I am such a good telephone operator they made me Operator of the Year for last year. That isn't really as impressive as it sounds, because there are four of us, one for every group of 40 or 50 random employees. I got a cool pen with my name engraved on it. I've never had anything with my name engraved on it beside name tags at work. I also got to go out to eat for lunch and pig out on Italian food. I'm not sure if I was getting paid, or if it was considered a lunch break, but I don't care. The food was delicious, and I didn't have to deal with any customers.