Hot Damn I'm Back

I don't know how many of my adoring fans even noticed, but I was gone for a little while. Well, quite a while, now that I look at it. But I'm back now. I had internet problems at home. I could read blogs at work, but they have the cookies disabled so I couldn't actually do any blogging at work. I could have gone to the library and blogged, but I didn't feel like it. I get too tempted to check out more books every time I stop at the library, so it's better for everyone involved (at least anyone involved that is interested in Sassafras ever having The End written) if I don't go to the library for a while. Except next weekend they are having a book sale, all the hardback books I can stand for $2 a piece. Whoo Hooo. Like I need more books, but I'm starting to get off the subject.

The subject, right, what was it. Oh right, I'm blogging again. Not exactly back by popular demand. I'm going to have to spend a day going over all the old entries and deleting comments because the only people who have sent me any comments want me to check out their really interesting web sites on Toyota floor mats, or Asian sex sites. So if there are any actual human beings reading this blog, besides Mom and Mary (Hi you guys!) feel free to leave a comment before I decide to disable the comment feature due to lack of legitimate use.

It feels good to be blogging again. I have been spending all my time working on Sassafras. One of the reasons I quit blogging for a while was because I keep revising the story and changing things in the parts I already posted, (Thanks, Mom, you slavedriving editor you) so I decided to wait to post more. I finally decided to go back and just delete the old Sassafras posts I already put up and start posting the new revised version. So if you were wondering whatever happened, I swear I'll eventually get around to filling you in. Honest. And don't think you can just skip the new posts because you already read the old ones, because it's not the same old Sassafras. It even has 50% more sex. Or would it be 100% more sex? I mean, once was 100% in the first one, so if there are two scenes, that would be another 100%, wouldn't it? But I never got around to posting the first 100%, so I guess for you guys it's all hypothetical. And who knows, it might end up with another sex scene before the whole thing's over.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, it's my birthday today! Give me a 4! Give me a 1! What's that spell? 41! What's that spell? 41! Go, 41, Go! Besides getting internet back on my laptop, I even got a CAR for my birthday. An 89 Nissan Sentra from my brother that only cost $200, not counting the $600 for the clutch.