Four Eyes And Two Laptops

I have a new pair of glasses. When I took The Girl to the eyeglasses store, the salesman told me my glasses were men's glasses. Of course, after that The Girl made fun of me and my dude glasses. My glasses were old and twisted, so I needed new ones. I just got the new pair yesterday. No more dude glasses for me. My new glasses are the kind that turn into sunglasses. I love them.

I also won a laptop on eBay. It's almost exactly the same as mine. Maybe a little less powerful, but don't tell The Girl, because I gave the new one to her. Now my husband is jealous because he doesn't have a laptop. Both of our laptops have the wireless internet hookups. The battery in her laptop works, so she could go jog around the block and still be on-line. My battery isn't even in my laptop. I need to buy a new battery, but I'm not too worried about it. As long as I have an electric outlet to plug into I'm happy. It's not like I need to check my e-mail while I'm out at the grocery store or anything.