Busted

I have an admission to make. I have slipped off the wagon and started drinking soda. I like soda. It isn't like I'm on crack or anything. I quit for almost 2 months, that's long enough for me. I'm not going to drink as much soda as I used to, just one or two cans a day, not a six pack. I wasn't going to come out and admit it, but my neighbor reads this, and he saw me with a soda and jumped my ass. He said he was so disappointed.

So now you know my little secret. I hope my adoring fans can forgive me.