Pet Bread

I have a new pet. Well, I guess it's an old pet. It's what's left of a loaf of Texas toast, about 3 or 4 slices. I'm not sure how old it is, but it's got the most awesome mold. It looks like it has creamy white icing all over. I like to think of it as sort of a penicillin Chia-pet. I feel better just knowing it's in there if I need penicillin again. I wonder if I leave that half-empty container of milk in the refrigerator will it turn into yogurt, too? I just need to pick a name for it now. Maybe just Fuzzy, since it is, or Snowball, since it's so fluffy and white.