Overheard at the Cud Household

Alarm Clock: Yap, yap, yap, crappy music, yap.

Me: Honey, it's time to wake up.

Husband: Not now, I need coffee.

Me: Let me go get you some coffee.

A few minutes later

Me: Here's your coffee, Honey. Now it's time to get up.

Husband: Not now, I need a hug.

Me: It's all about you, isn't it? I need coffee, I need a hug, I need oxygen to breathe.