Does This Make Me Look Trashy?
Since I've been working for 411, my fingernails have never looked better. They are long and strong, not the chipped, pathetic stubs I had when I worked in restaurants or that crappy factory. To celebrate I had my nails painted the other night. A real nice pinkish-purple color. With glitter. I think it looks festive. It looks like my fingers are having a party.
But now, when I look at them, I wonder if this is revealing a trashy side of me that I never knew existed. I mean, I know purple glittery fingernail polish isn't exactly sophisticated, but is it trailer trash? Or maybe my inner child is coming out? I guess I should watch for further developments. If it's my trailer trash side, I will start going to the grocery store in Daisy Dukes and sequined flip-flops, eating right out of the grocery cart. If it's my inner child, I will start putting stickers on every flat surface in my house, dressing my dogs up like circus performers, and eating Ding Dongs for breakfast.
I'll keep you updated.
Hold up. Some people don't eat Ding-Dongs for breakfast?
ReplyDeleteWow there are some weirdos out there...
On the edge of offending anyone, I will state my belief that jewels glued to nails are trailer trash, wild colors only are considered fun inner child.
ReplyDeleteBut what about weird colors with a coating of rainbow colored glitter? Not quite jewels, but where's the dividing line between white trash and inner child?
ReplyDeleteI think if you have to ask that question, you're on the other side of the line.
ReplyDeleteMan, is it fun making snarky comments to strangers :)
MooCow, if I read your blog, and your read my blog, are we still strangers?
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