Just In Case You Missed It Last Year

There is a web site run by the Landover Baptist Church. They want to give every child in America a free Playstation 2. Well, not exactly free. You have to accept Jesus as your saviour and tell the nice man on the phone what numbers are on your Daddy's credit card. Then if your parents ever ask you where you got the Playstation, you are supposed to tell them Jesus Himself gave it to you. Personally, I can't believe this is a real web site. I mean, come on, telling kids to hate their parents and steal from them, and saying that Jesus wants you to, is pretty low. I really like the part where it said you can download the image of Jesus and have him go into 'God Mode' and zoom around on a skateboard in a toga or whatever you call the robe wardrobe He's always pictured wearing. Everywhere except here, where he's wearing a t-shirt and bluejeans. The Jesus doll sounds legitimate, but I'm not sure about the Landdover site. How about it, Mom, want to do a little Snoping for the Cud?