And Now For Something Completely Different

I like watching Real reality TV shows. Not Survival or any of those other shows, I'm talking about things like CourtTV, the Discovery Channel, things like that. Especially if it involves detectives or coroners. They are cool. I was watching a show about a coroner somewhere who was trying to find out why a woman died. It turns out the victim was originally a man and had a sex change operation. That wasn't what killed her, it was her silicone implants. Or rather, her silicone injections. Apparently some people without any sense have what are called pumping parties. Everybody sits around and lets somebody inject liquid silicone into their boobies. Unfortunately, the last injection she got hit a vein and injected the silicone into her bloodstream. What was really bad was they used plain old carpenter's silicone watered down a little. I'll never be able to look at a line of calking without thinking about boobies now. And now I've shared that holiday cheer with you.