Learn Something New Every Day

I was checking out a web site about English slang. One entry made me really cackle. The definition of Gilbert is a small ball of nasal mucus. That is my maiden name. Where they ever came up with that bit of slang is a mystery. Not sure if I really want to know where it came from.

Another thing I just learned was the latest breakthrough in panty hose technology. I was at the other Evil Empire, WalMart, and saw a row of spray can pantyhose. It wasn't this exact brand, but the idea is the same. What?