Not That Much Christmas Spirit

At the beginning of every shift at work they have a short meeting to go over what's up for the day. The other day they talked about Christmas decorations. Apparently they have a contest to see who has the most Christmas spirit.

I guess I need to clean out my ears because when the manager started talking I thought he said we were all decorating our pubes. First of all, I'm not decorating down there. Second of all, if I did decorate down there nobody is going to be grading it.

Then I realized he said cubes. We're all decorating our cubicles.

My bad.