Sleepy Time

I thought about kicking and screaming, but knew it wouldn't do any good. Wednesday night I went in for the sleep study. I forgot to wear the pirate eye patch. I was disappointed because the lady that was in charge came in and woke me up about 3am. She made me put on a C-PAP machine, so maybe I have sleep apnea like The Man. Of course, the sleep lab is set up for only two people, and the other person being studied that night worked second shift. He finally said there was no way he was going to go to sleep and just left, so I'm hoping maybe that lady was just bored and thought she'd mess with me for the fun of it. I won't know what the actual verdict is until next Wednesday. I hope I don't really need to use a C-PAP machine. I mean, The Man uses his and it's really made a big difference, but surely I don't need one. I'm getting sick of going to the doctor. Every time I go in I end up with more pills. I think next time I go in I'm going to tell him I need something for my prostate. I bet he'd write me a prescription.