A Night On The Wild Side

Tonight is The Girl's birthday. Hey, Birthday Girl! We went down to the river and sat around a bonfire with my nephew, who was also born today. He was partying hardy. Way hardy. His friends were doing beer bongs. Everybody was toasty. Well, none of my group was, but all of my nephew's group was. One guy was telling Chuck Norris sayings. He told the one about Chuck Norris walking down the street with an erection. There were no survivors. The Girl asked him 'What?' He explained to her that an erection is when your wiener gets hard. She told him she knew what an erection was, she just didn't hear what he said. He said 'Oh, I didn't know if you ever saw one.' He was fairly toasty. He had us all cracking up, but you know, it's sad to think anybody would memorize all those Chuck Norris sayings to impress girls.