Stupid, Stupid People

Here's an example of one of the many stupid people who call 411.

Stupid Lady: I'd like the number of Staples in X city.
Me: I don't have a listing for Staples in X city, but I have listings in A, B, and C cities.
SL: No, there is one in X on Blah Blah street.
Me: Unfortunatly, I don't show a listing in that city or on that street, just in A, B, and C cities.
SL: Well, do you have a Staples in W city?
Me: No, I only have listing in A, B, and C cities.
SL: Well, maybe it was Office Depot. Do you have one of those in X?
Me: Unfortunatley, I don't show an Office Depot in X either, but I have listings in R, T, and U cities.
SL: I know there is one in X, on Blah bla blah street.
Me: I see one on Blah bla blah street, but it isn't in X, it is in U, would you like that number?
SL: I didn't ask for that number you stupid woman.
Click.

You don't even know what store you are looking for, or what city, and you call me stupid? Look in a mirror, lady.