I Heart Clark

I know I have a reputation as a CourtTv freak, but there is something I love even better than CourtTv. Old movies. Especially black and white movies. Especially any movie with Clark Gable in it. He was just so hot. He was hot when he was young, he was hot when he was middle aged, and he was still hot when he was old. He was sort of like the original Harrison Ford. He's hot, but just a pale imitation of Gable. Do you think Brad Pitt will still be hot when he's 60? Me neither.

Did you know even Hitler thought he was hot? Hitler thought Gable was hot, not thought he was personally hot. Well, who knows, Hitler was a nut. Maybe he did think he was hot. You know, maybe he grew that mustache because he thought it made him look like Gable. Didn't work. On the Hot-meter, Hitler is a negative gazillion points. Hitler even put out a bounty on Gable to try and get somebody to snatch him and bring him to Germany. That just makes me think maybe Hitler was gay.

If Clark Gable was still alive today he would be over 100. I think he would still be hot, but not stalkable hot. Hot enough to want his autograph, but not hot enough to want him to autograph my boobies or anything. Hot enough to want to take his picture if I saw him, but not hot enough to want to break into his house and paw through his boxer drawer. Hot enough to, well, you get the picture.

Clark Gable was just plain hot. If you don't agree, in the immortal words of Rhett Butler, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.