The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly


The Good : Cookie Dough Ice cream

The person who came up with idea of putting little chunks of chockolate chip cookie dough in ice cream was a genious, right up there with Einstein, Gallileo, and that guy who invented fire. Now if they would just realize how much better it would be in chocolate ice cream my life would be complete.

The Bad : Stupid People

Me: What city and state?

Stupid Person: Dallas, TX.

Me: What listing please?

Stupid Person: Dallas, TX.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to use the telephone.


The Ugly: White Eyes

There is a woman who works here that is blind. I don't have a problem with blind people. They are pretty much like everybody else, with the exception that they can't see. She is pretty cool. Some days she comes in with her seeing-eye dog, which is really cool, but some days she just uses the old fassioned white cane. Anyway, one day I walked past her while she was talking to somebody, and I saw her eyes. There wasn't anything but white. I guess her eyes were rolled up, or down, or sideways, or whatever, about as far as they could go without exploding or popping out of their eye-sockets. It was just freaky. It reminded me of that Geordi La Forge on Star Trek when he takes his visor off. For goodness sakes, put on some glasses or something, lady.