Who Else Is Running, Anyway?

Well, since you are going to push the subject, I'm definitely not voting for Beaver. Personally, I don't think he's Beaver Cleaver. He's more of a Gilligan, and Kerry is the Skipper, or maybe the Professor. Anyway, I'm not voting for the Beav, or Gilligan, or whoever you want to call him. I'm voting Libertarian, just like the last election. Yes, that's right, I wasted a perfectly good vote for Gore last time. It's probably my fault he lost the election.

Speaking of the election, I was driving home the other day and noticed a lot of those yard signs saying Kerry or Bush. Then I passed a yard full of signs that said Jesus. I didn't even know he was running. Who is his running mate, John the Baptist, or maybe Moses.