A TEXAS SACRILEGE

Remember when those two disk jockeys Opie and Anthony got fired in New York City? They were running a contest that had people having sex in public places, and a couple of the contestants got nabbed getting it on in St. Patrick's Cathedral. It was a big scandal for a while, but it finally blew over and now the two deejays are back with a brand new show on satellite radio.

Now, I'm not saying there's any connection, but this past Sunday a young guy and his girlfriend were caught having sex IN THE ALAMO! Right there in the holiest shrine inTexas! Right in front of ladies and innocent children (cheeldurn, as we call them here). A security officer pried them apart, made them cover up, and called the cops. They got arrested and charged with public lewdness and are in big trouble in Big T. We don't cotton to that kinda behavior, especially in the very Cathedral of Texas Independence. St. Patrick's was bad enough, but this is SACRILEGE!