Lottery

I don't usually post jokes here, but I decided since I put in the Frost poem, anything goes. My mom sent me this joke and I thought it was hillarious.


The Lottery

A woman get home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."