ELECTION STUNNER!
LAURA BUSH: 'WHY I'M VOTING FOR JOHN KERRY'
By Ned Nearson

"I'M VOTING for John Kerry for President because sooner or later, when it becomes politically expedient, he shares my views on everything. He's not hard-headed like my husband.
"And he's not always saying, 'I answer to a Higher Power! It is the Lord's will!' when I fuss at him for forgetting to put the toilet seat down, either."
With those measured and historic words, first lady Laura Bush expressed her stunning intention to jump ship and vote Democratic in the forthcoming presidential election.
"This is unprecedented in presidential politics," says Madame Virginia Rousseau, the famed Bakersfield, California- based psychic and historian who blew the lid off the first lady's alleged decision to "go Kerry" after claiming to have read her mind "on several remarkable occasions."
"When I first tuned in to Mrs. Bush, I kept hearing her say to herself, 'Kerry's the man. Kerry's got what it takes. Kerry really is for a stronger America. He's a war hero, too.' "Finally, she just spit it out: 'I'm voting for John Kerry for President!' "I certainly have no reason to make this up," adds Rousseau. "It's true that I support Kerry. But this isn't something I would lie about."
(from the supermarket tabloid, "Weekly World News," Oct. 4, 2004