Friday, August 27, 2004

Buff

Before I started working for the phone company I worked in a factory. I wasn't in very good shape. I'm still not in very good shape. After I started working there I started to feel better. I was like a marionette with loose strings, all floppy and uncoordinated, then someone pulled all the strings back into place. I wasn't ready to enter any body building competitions or anything, but I was stronger and had more stamina.

Working for the phone company is having a similar effect. Not quiet the same, but similar. It's not my bicepts or abs that are bulging. It's my tongue. In the factory I could go for hours without talking. At the phone company I'm constantly flapping my jaws. My tongue is constantly working. It feels like my tongue has already increased by about 2 tongue sizes. If this continues, in a few more months my tongue won't fit in my mouth anymore.

1 comment:

  1. intense!

    love,
    jason mulgrew
    internet quasi-celebrity

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