I Know Nothing

Well, I did the telephone interview yesterday. It wasn't too bad. About as exciting as I expected. I can't tell you any details because it's a big secret. The lady interviewing me told me it was very important not to tell anybody any details about the interview questions. I think it might be a matter of national security. At the end of the interview she gave me a phone number to call to find out if I got the job or not. She said to call today and find out. So, like the trusting person I am, I called the number when I got home. Unfortunately, the other person on the phone didn't have any idea what I was talking about. He said if they were going to give me a job offer they would call me. It sounds like one of those 'don't call me, I'll call you' deals. I hope it's not. He said if I wasn't home when they called they would leave a message, so I checked the answering machine but there wasn't anything from the phone company on it.

On the bright side, I got two messages from a satellite TV company congratulating me on 'winning' a brand new state of the art satellite system. That has to be illegal. I know nobody entered me in a drawing for a new satellite system. Anybody that knows me knows I already have one that I am perfectly happy with. Anybody that doesn't know me wouldn't enter me in any contest. It's just a scam marketing ploy. I'm thinking about calling Ralph Nader, if he isn't too busy running for president, or whatever it is he's doing.