Monday, April 19, 2004

More Than I Really Wanted To Know

There is a guy at work with an ear-ring in his eyebrow, and in his tonge. A lady was talking to him about his piercings. He told her the most painfull place to get pierced is your nipples, just in case you were wondering. He said he hasn't pierced his nipples, but has pierced his penis. That right there was more than I wanted to know, but he kept on talking. He has something called a ladder, a row of 'ear-rings', called barbells, running up his penis. Eww. I think he said he was high at the time. That almost explains it. Why, oh why, would anybody do that? Eww. Some things are just wrong. He did say he didn't have something he called a Prince Albert, some other form of 'expression' that I don't even want to write about. I Googled this all when I got home. Eww. I was going to put in links to show what I'm writing about, but decided not to. If you are interested, Google it yourself. All I've got to say is EWWW! Talk about nasty.

I miss the olden days, when it was a scandal if a guy had an ear-ring in his ear. I remember when I worked at a restaurant, a new cook showed up that I didn't know. I went to the back door and looked through the window before I opened the door. He had a face full of metal. A row of ear-rings in both ears, a piercing in his lip, nose, eyebrow, even a great big one going through the bridge of his nose right between his eyes. Those were just the ones I could see through the little window. He looked like a complete freak. I could understand wanting to get all those piercings, but not showing up at work on your first day looking like that. Not unless you worked in a tatoo parlor or biker bar.

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