RIP Good Buddy

Somehow talk at work turned to CB radios, and now I have an important news flash for everybody. One of the guys I work with told me that CB slang has changed. Nobody says 'Good Buddy' anymore. Apparently it's turned into code for 'I think you're gay' and if you call anybody your 'Good Buddy' they will get very pissed off at you. I haven't talked on a CB since high school. I guess I must have had a handle, but I can't remember what it was. Something really shocking and provocative I'm sure. Something I would probably rather not remember. Something I wouldn't put in here even if I did remember, since my mom is one of the four or five people who read this, and I don't want to shatter her image of me. After all, there are some things it's better if your mother never knows, like when I cleaned my plate by stuffing my peas into her waffle iron.