Pimp Daddy

My big dog, Buddy, is the best dog in the world. Better than Lassy and all the rest of the movie star dogs. He's part American Pit Bull Terrier and part nobody knows what. On this site the life expectancy is listed as 12 years, and he'll be 12 in December. Of course, he's only part pit bull, so I don't really have any idea how old he'll get. I think it would be a good idea to get a puppy while he's still in his prime. He's such a good dog. He's big and fat and on the slow side. Okay, he's on the lazy side, but he's still the best dog I ever had. When he was a puppy people would warn us how dangerous pit bulls are. We had two cats and one person told us we would come home some day and find pieces of our cats all over the livingroom, but our cats chased him all over the house when he was a puppy. He never tried anything with them. Can you say big baby?

Anyway, it looks like Little Dog is going to get lucky. My brother-in-law was visiting some friends and saw their dog, a black and tan miniature pinscher. He thought it would be nice to pimp out Little Dog, half Chihuahua and half Dachsund, and their dog. He said he wanted one of the puppies, and would find homes for the rest of them. My sister wasn't too thrilled. She wants to get a Siamese cat. I would like to get a Siamese cat, too, but I already have too many cats. I think I have four outside cats. They have a tendency to be here one day and gone the next, so I don't know exactly how many I have right now.

So, I think we're going to pimp out Little Dog the next time she goes in heat, and we're probably going to keep one of the puppies. It sounds like mating her with that miniature pinscher would be cool. She is shaped like a chihuahua, but with an extra long back and long pointy nose instead of a little mashed up nose, so she actually looks like the min pin pictures the link above takes you to. Now all we need to do is wait for her to go into heat again. My little girl is going to be a lady.