Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary. Don't ask me how many years it's been because I don't know. Other people think that's really weird, not knowing how many years I've been married. You would expect that from a guy, but ladies are supposed to be all over stuff like that. I can remember the month and day, but not the year. I was already married when I met my second (Last) husband. My future ex-husband left the state when we split up. I didn't really mind still being married because that gave me a safety if a guy got fresh with me. I could just say I was married and that pretty much put a wet blanket on any hanky panky. But then when I met Mr. Right I had to track down Mr. Wrong and squeeze a divorce out of him. When the final divorce papers came in the mail we decided to just go to the courthouse and have the judge marry us instead of waiting for a big ceremony. We had already been living together for four or five years, so it felt like we were already married. The wedding was just a formality. If we had set a date and booked a hall and got a band and a caterer and all that balony I guess I would be able to remember the date better. Going to all that work and anticipating the date makes more of an impression than just saying "Hey, Honey, how about running up to the courthouse and getting married?"