Now that I've made this a public blog, I suddenly can't think of anything to write about. I haven't been writing about anything earth-shaking before, but now I feel the need to be clever and witty. Solve world hunger or expose a major scandal. I want to have proof space aliens are secretly mind controlling our government, or that cat food is more nutricious than Big Macs. I want people to wake up in the morning and rush to their computers, eager to read the latest pearl of wisdom here. The first words out of people's mouths when they get to the office should be 'Did you read the Daily Cud this morning?' That's never going to happen if I can't think of better writting subjects than how cute my dogs are or which sucks worse: going to work or cleaning house. Maybe if I had a more glamorous job, or lived somewhere exotic this would be easier. The most interesting thing I did yesterday was stop after work and get my hair cut. Not exactly attention grabbing.