Cursed

I ordered two items online on Black Friday. A TV antenna and a set of sheets. Finally got the antenna yesterday but I'm still waiting for the sheets.

Let me tell you the whole sad story.

The antenna went on a grand tour. It started out in Tracy, CA. It jumped all the way across the country to Ny, NY, then came back to Sparks, NV. After that it hopped over Salt Lake City, UT then spent a day in Commerce City, CO. Finally it made it to Lenexa, KS, just a hop skip and a jump from it's destination. Got a little closer when it got to Earth City, MO. I could practically see the box when it got to Bowling Green, MO but then they sent it back to Earth City. We finally picked it up at the post office 11 days after we ordered it.

The sheets took longer to get started on their journey. They didn't leave the warehouse in Bound Brook, NJ until 7 days after I ordered them, then they spent a couple days in Secaucus, NJ. Finally, on Monday they hit Hodgkins, IL. 'Getting close,' I thought.

But no.

Now they're in Elm Grove, WI and the tracking page says 'Possible delay in delivery due to arrival at incorrect carrier facility.'

Gee, ya think?